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GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS I’M GOING TO CHINA TODAY AND I’M GOING TO STUDY THERE AND I’M...

Sun, 31 Mar 2013 06:07:39 +0800

GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS I’M GOING TO CHINA TODAY AND I’M GOING TO STUDY THERE AND I’M GOING TO SAY THERE OR 53 DAYS IM GOING TO MISS Y’ALL (i will try to post!!! but it will be 8-10 pm in china time creeeeeyyyys ;-;)

off to church then the airpost byr guise :((

thugkitchen: THERE’S SO MUCH GOD DAMN SPINACH in this shit even...

Sat, 30 Mar 2013 10:14:25 +0800

thugkitchen:

THERE’S SO MUCH GOD DAMN SPINACH in this shit even Popeye can’t hate. Yeah spinach makes you swoll as fuck, we know that. But did you know just one cup of spinach is over 300% of your daily recommended Vitamin A? Sweet fuck. You worried about acne? Wrinkles? Any other skin shit? Spinach to the mother fucking rescue. That shit keeps your skin looking so fresh and so clean, not to mention helping to prevent skin cancer. Spinach has these plant-based compounds called “flavonoids” that not only repair damaged skin but also fight multiple types of cancer. Everybody knows I ain’t even fucking playing when it comes to dick cancer, I gotta have my shit in tact.

IF YOU SMOKE cigarettes (tumblr crew I’m looking at you), DO NOT take any Vitamin A or beta carotene supplements. Studies have shown that combining those supplements with tobacco drastically increases your risk for lung cancer. But then again, smoking drastically increases your risk for lung cancer. So quit that shit.

You want to make this shit at home and tell Jamba Juice they can go fuck themselves by not paying for their high calorie sugary shit? Recipe below for a Thug Kitchen Original:

SPINACH COOLER
Ectoplasm free and Dr. Venkman approved

2 handfuls of spinach (about 2 cups)

2 frozen bananas

1 cup chopped and skinned cucumber

4 medium chunks of pineapple

1 cup coconut water or tap

1/4 cup orange juice

1 tablespoon flax oil (optional)

6-8 mint leaves (optional, but I dig that shit)

yields ~20 ounces

Toss that shit in a blender and zap it. If you prefer it a little sweeter, add some more pineapple to that shit. DRINK UP, CHAMP.

Seriously though, fuck Jamba Juice. Only they could make smoothies as unhealthy as McDonald’s made oatmeal.

“In fact, any room he walked into was made twice as funny...

Sat, 30 Mar 2013 10:07:17 +0800

“In fact, any room he walked into was made twice as funny and twice as clever just by his presence. I am proud to say I knew him.”
- Daniel Radcliffe about Richard Griffiths

R.I.P Richard Griffiths (1947-2013) We’ll miss you.

“The best moments in reading are when you come across something - a thought, a feeling, a way of looking at things - that you’d thought special, particular to you. And here it is, set down by someone else, a person you’ve never met, maybe even someone long dead. And it’s as if a hand has come out, and taken yours.” Hector (The History Boys).

Some people might feel sorry for themselves in this...

Thu, 28 Mar 2013 13:10:57 +0800

Some people might feel sorry for themselves in this situation

Puppy don’t care

Puppy’s got shit to do

You go, dog.

Seizure/Panic Warning!

Thu, 28 Mar 2013 10:14:26 +0800

gangbangs:

kosplaybaby:

I’M SORRY SO MANY TEXT POSTS BUT THIS IS IMPORTANT

there’s a post going around of some girl linking to a “picture of her prom dress” when the link leads to a picture of a gif’d mutilated face and screaming. i imagine that this could be very harmful to both people with epilepsy or those with anxiety problems and the like. it happened to alarm me a lot.

please boost so no one gets hurt! we don’t want any seizures or panic attacks!

THATS KAELA’S POST OMG

newpope: esexist: i really need a job [alicia keys voice] THIS GIRL IS FOR HIIIIREEEEEEEEE

Thu, 28 Mar 2013 10:07:09 +0800

newpope:

esexist:

i really need a job

[alicia keys voice] THIS GIRL IS FOR HIIIIREEEEEEEEE

The Story Begins.

Wed, 27 Mar 2013 11:43:04 +0800

The Story Begins.

elvispreslei: struckbythewishingspell: “I waited an hour for...

Wed, 27 Mar 2013 10:07:19 +0800

elvispreslei:

struckbythewishingspell:

“I waited an hour for you at the airport.”

#I WAITED 120 MINUTERS FOR YOU TO KISS

#i waited 3 years to get over this fucking movie

aeslehchelsea: She once asked me the name of my favourite poet and I replied God She laughed ...

Tue, 26 Mar 2013 12:49:42 +0800

aeslehchelsea:

She once asked me

the name of my
favourite poet
and I replied

God

She laughed
and played along
and asked me
which one of his
works was my
absolute favourite

I said it was
the one
where he
wrote her
into existence

Photo

Tue, 26 Mar 2013 11:46:15 +0800

Photo

Sun, 24 Mar 2013 10:07:17 +0800

Me playing sports.

Sat, 23 Mar 2013 10:49:48 +0800

Me playing sports.

an-actual-dragon: kaunt: k1mkardashian: is selena gomez 12? no but the children trapped in her...

Sat, 23 Mar 2013 10:07:19 +0800

an-actual-dragon:

kaunt:

k1mkardashian:

is selena gomez 12?

no but the children trapped in her knees might be

coffeeandcheesecake: guys real talk if we are friends (or even if we’re not) and I hurt your...

Fri, 22 Mar 2013 15:10:59 +0800

coffeeandcheesecake:

guys real talk

if we are friends (or even if we’re not) and I hurt your feelings, please don’t hesitate to call me out on it

I love you and I want to be good to you and you deserve goodness from me

camelotknightsintheimpala: ↳ 5x13 - Merlin/Arthur lines from...

Tue, 19 Mar 2013 10:07:17 +0800

camelotknightsintheimpala:

↳ 5x13 - Merlin/Arthur lines from the last episode that nearly killed me

Sherlock fandom: THEY'RE FILMING THE NEW SEASON THEY'RE FILMING THE NEW SEASON THEY'RE FILMING THE NEW SEASON THEY'RE FILMING THE NEW SEASON THEY'RE FILMING THE NEW SEASON

Mon, 18 Mar 2013 14:08:05 +0800

Sherlock fandom: THEY'RE FILMING THE NEW SEASON THEY'RE FILMING THE NEW SEASON THEY'RE FILMING THE NEW SEASON THEY'RE FILMING THE NEW SEASON THEY'RE FILMING THE NEW SEASON
Merlin fandom: *Is on the floor crying, whispering "Arthur..died..." repeatedly while completely paralyzed and both King and Lionheart by Of Monsters and Men and The Bond of Sacrifice playing on repeat*

Photo

Mon, 18 Mar 2013 12:42:45 +0800

wiredinblogging: #there’s nothing funnier than people in period...

Sun, 17 Mar 2013 10:28:40 +0800

wiredinblogging:

#there’s nothing funnier than people in period clothes doing modern stuff

p-ensieves: MULTI-FANDOM GIVEAWAY So I was telling my sister...

Sun, 17 Mar 2013 10:21:37 +0800

p-ensieves:

MULTI-FANDOM GIVEAWAY

So I was telling my sister about my giveaway and she told me that she still wants some of the stuff that I wanted to give to you guys, so I decided to make a new giveaway all together. These are most of the items I’m giving away, those not pictured (because I’ve misplaced them) will be listed and I’ll try to post pictures of them ASAP. I don’t know if you can see it well on the pictures, but I wrote my URL on paper and placed them in the photos. Most items have been used, but are all in wonderful and working condition. Here are the items:

Harry Potter:

Harry Potter Collectors Edition DVD Box Set (6 and 7 Part 1 & 2 come with blu-ray copies; limited edition serial number on box)

Harry Potter Books 1-7

Quidditch Through the Ages by J. K Rowling

Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them by J. K Rowling

The Tales of Beedle the Bard by J.K Rowling

J.K Rowling “The Princess of Magic” Biography by Marc Shapiro

Bertie Botts Every Flavour Beans

Harry Potter Top Trumps Playing Cards

The Sorting Hat (it’s like a Magic 8 Ball, you shake it and it tells you your house)

Harry Potter and the Half- Blood Prince Deluxe Gift Book

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix Portfolio

Trelawney’s Divination Glass Ball

Voldemort’s Wand

The Casual Vacancy by J. K Rowling

Gryffindor Pen (from the HP Exhibition)

The Golden Snitch (not pictured)

Harry’s Wand (not pictured)

The Elder Wand (not pictured)

Time Turner (not pictured)

Doctor Who:

Doctor Who Series 1-4 Box Sets

Bow Ties Are Cool t-shirt (not pictured)

10th Doctor’s Sonic Screwdriver (not pictured, the light doesn’t work, but you can put batteries in)

11th Doctor’s Sonic Screwdriver (not pictured)

Tolkien:

The Hobbit 70th Anniversary Edition (I have the film cover one if you’d prefer)

The Lord of the Rings Paperback Box Set

The Hobbit Film Poster (not pictured, it was too big to fit in)

Percy Jackson:

Percy Jackson Books 1-3 Box Set

The Son of Neptune

The Mortal Instruments/ Cassandra Clare:

City of Bones

City of Ashes

City of Glass

City of Fallen Angels

Clockwork Angel

Other:

The Hunger Games, Catching Fire (not pictured) and Mockingjay

Divergent

The Book Thief

The Body Shop Union Flag Travel Bag (I don’t know why I added this one)

RULES:

REBLOG ONLY (LIKES DO NOT COUNT)

REBLOG ONCE (YOU WILL BE DISQUALIFIED OTHERWISE)

Please be following me, this is a giveaway for my lovely followers!

Other Info:

I’m using a random number generator to find 1st, 2nd and 3rd Place.

Each winner gets to pick two of the six ‘categories.’ First place will get first preference. Obviously the Harry Potter stuff is the biggest category, so the other two winners will be allowed to choose one item from it (but not the DVDs or Books)

Shipping is worldwide!

THE WINNERS WILL BE ANNOUNCED ON 31 MAY 2013 (My birthday, whoo!)

For any other questions, just ask!

crutchieisnotonfire: hurtkid: IT’S AN ACTUAL LINE FROM THE...

Sun, 17 Mar 2013 10:14:37 +0800

crutchieisnotonfire:

hurtkid:

IT’S AN ACTUAL LINE FROM THE BOOK IM YELLING

FRENCH REVOLUTION WHO